Divas’ duds the stuff of nightmares

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Word to the wise, morsels — when embracing a new trend, do your research. Case in point: my chum Loxinia van Wheezen,

Word to the wise, morsels — when embracing a new trend, do your research. Case in point: my chum Loxinia van Wheezen, the bellows heiress. She read the line “pajama dressing is hot” in a magazine and that was it. Loxie missed the part about chic brocades and silks as worn by Zendaya and Sienna Miller, but I’m not surprised.

As a lark, she once bought an Ikea dining set and tried to assemble it herself, skipping the directions. Have you ever tried to eat on a topless table? It’s a challenge.

Anyhoo, Loxie did turn heads in her party pajamas at a recent soiree. It’s hard not to in a onesie with a faulty backflap.

Speaking of epic fails, I caught several during this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me pack for this Canadian Summer Vacation, and I’ll file my report:

LET’S DISH 

Chelsea Handler tries to make kitchen towel chic a thing.

SUMMER SHOWER

They told Brie Larson she could be anything, so she became a light drizzle.

ABSORBENT

Kate Beckinsale, sopping up spilled wine one glass at a time.

WALLFLOWER

Unseen in photo, the hordes of college students who want Demi Moore’s frock for their dorm bedspread.

CANADIAN SUMMER VACATION

1 1⁄2 oz. peach schnapps

1 1⁄2 oz. Yukon Jack

1 1⁄2 oz. pineapple juice

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Strain into old-fashioned glass filled with ice.

— DRINKNATION.COM

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